I'm an odd ball...
-Horror movie loving
with sprinkles on top!
So Treguna and I are at ihop and the most beautiful thing came out of her mouth.
I grabbed her phone to show her something and she said ”don’t look at the porn on my phone under the file ‘Por-OH MY GOD IS THAT SOUP?!’.”
A waiter walked by with soup…
Love this b.
TRUE STORYFunny note-there’s no porn in my IPhone…unless you count MTP photos/videos…then yes there’s a lot of porn in my phone…a lot
This 10 year old girl in a fancy dress and coat walked by Watson and I. And home girl was judging us HARD. Her face was just all *drinks from child’s to go cup* “basic bitches…” And she walked all slow and purposeful…CREEPER JUDGING!
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
“I don’t like Phillip’s face character outfit. In the film, his hat looks like Peter Pan’s, and his sleeves aren’t poofy- where did they get those from?”