I'm an odd ball...
-Disney loving
-Musically obsessed
-Movie quoting
-Horror movie loving
-Nerd...
with sprinkles on top!
My friends make me happy about my life choices
So Treguna and I are at ihop and the most beautiful thing came out of her mouth.
I grabbed her phone to show her something and she said ”don’t look at the porn on my phone under the file ‘Por-OH MY GOD IS THAT SOUP?!’.”
A waiter walked by with soup…
Love this b.
TRUE STORY
Funny note-there’s no porn in my IPhone…unless you count MTP photos/videos…then yes there’s a lot of porn in my phone…a lotSo Tonight at Ihop
This 10 year old girl in a fancy dress and coat walked by Watson and I. And home girl was judging us HARD. Her face was just all *drinks from child’s to go cup* “basic bitches…” And she walked all slow and purposeful…CREEPER JUDGING!
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
OMG I WOULD SERIOUSLY LOSE MY SHIT IF I GOT TO MEET BERNARD AND BIANCA AT DISNEYLAND!!! THOSE TWO WERE A BIG PART OF MY CHILDHOOD
YES CAPS WERE FUCKING NECESSARY!
Marvel & Star Wars
“Natalie Portman fits in here somewhere too.” Bahahaha, that made me crack up the most.
I don’t like the Luke/Steve Rogers comparison…probably because I don’t like Luke Skywalker that much but LOVE ME SOME STEVE ROGERS!!!
general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
“I don’t like Phillip’s face character outfit. In the film, his hat looks like Peter Pan’s, and his sleeves aren’t poofy- where did they get those from?”
SERIOUSLY!!!
